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[03 Mar 2009|06:23pm] |
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Even though LJ is pretty dead... Butter Logs is still alive. I was hoping that someone else would post a funny chat on there. All of the entries were posted by me. All you have to do is...
1. Mess with your friends on AIM
2. Copy and paste into Butter Logs
3. Publish entry
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| Chromed |
[25 Sep 2008|12:43pm] |
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Stolen Babies - Tall Tales |
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I had high hopes for Google Chrome. I really do like the basic outlook... the lack of all those extra buttons and drop menus makes it a lot faster, but it's just not as practical as I had imagined. It was kind of like a grapefruit dipped in chocolate... I didn't really know how to eat it without ruining the chocolate. And I was kind of weary of the massive sting that was waiting on the inside when I didn't have as much freedom to customize things the way that I wanted them.
That explosion of citrusy doom was just more than I could handle... and then I noticed that it's just a BETA. And that I could always just switch back to Firefox anytime I wanted. I can still eat all the chocolate I need and slice my grapefruit and even put sugar on it to prevent that acidic sting of injustice. I'm pretty sure that I am going to forget about all this and go eat lunch. Yea, I'll try that out.
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I'm on vacation next week. It's going to be a freestyle sauce tornado.
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| Ectoplasmic Bitches |
[31 May 2008|07:17pm] |
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I almost forgot that I had one of these things.
Way back in the day I was hanging out in the A & P parking lot with this one lady. She had purchased an enormous zucchini and I had more Ecto-Cooler in my system than blood. Shit was bananas... I just remember seeing this guy who had just robbed the place, run out- and out of no where he began dusting the bald-headed technicolor cactus. I pounded more Ecto-Cooler and ran home. I don't think that they ever caught the gentleman who robbed the A & P, and I never saw the zucchini lady again, and they don't make Ecto-Cooler anymore. I've never shared that story with anyone because of the magnitude of it's specialness.
Thanks,
G.T.
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| Hey! |
[27 May 2007|03:55pm] |
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UFO'd up |
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UFO music |
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I accidently woke up at 8am today and had a sleepy UFO party with Muckets.
There was also some Photoshopage on our team.
Love,
GT
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[12 May 2007|12:49pm] |
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some girls - up to our hips (again) |
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I think i might wear my Re-Animator T-shirt to the corpse museum at the science center.
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| Pork Whistle |
[23 Mar 2007|03:01am] |
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Duke Ellington - Wig Wise |
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I discovered this in an alley. But this is something that I feel like only I would do.
Most people completely forget about ham when they're in an alley. I need to find whoever did this, so we can carve more food items into bricks.
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| I have more than a squid on my side. |
[02 Mar 2007|03:09am] |
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The ResErection by Turbonegro |
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Today I was driving to Wendy's to get food while listening to Hella's new album... "There's No 666 In Outerspace". The combination of items that I chose on the Wendy's menu, brought my total to $6.66.
-Hell-a
-666
-$6.66
-Spicy Chicken
-Dimmu Borgir came on after that.
I think that I might be fucked...
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| Free time + Chicago |
[23 Feb 2007|01:38am] |
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federal chocolate laser committee - locust ramp |
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I took the day off today to go to Chicago with my friend Ben (not Bones)...but now he has to work until 1am or so. I decided to keep the day off because it's hard to give back a day off- even though I know I could use it another time. I know I'll probably regret this unless we end up going to Chicago at 1 or 2am...which I wouldn't be able to do if I didn't take the day off. I'm not really sure what to do with my time off until 1 or 2am. I think I might carve my name into things. Anyone wanna grab some aardvark malt or whatever a little later?
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| fuck cars |
[15 Feb 2007|04:42pm] |
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wu tang clan - black shampoo |
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People probably wonder why I'm driving with my driver's side window all the way down in the winter.
It's because I like the freezing wind in my face... it feels amazing.
...It's also because after making a drive-up ATM transaction, it wouldn't roll back up.
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| Nothing ass ninjas |
[19 Jan 2007|11:28pm] |
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At my job... I apply ninja-like tactics to get out of doing work. When I got back from my hour break at 10pm... I began pretending to do things here and there, but now it's 11:30pm, and I still haven't done anything since 9pm. This is working out pretty well. I am going to see if I can keep this going 'til 12.
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| Freestyle list |
[15 Jan 2007|02:26pm] |
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captain beefheart |
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1. Mongoose Labia Tornado
2. Cinnamon Eye Lasers
3. Lemon Axe of Boston
4. 72 Layer Pineapple Flesh Frisbee
5. Breakfast Casket (Sausage Interior)
6. Paprika Rhino Slide Committee
7. Cosmic Hamster Malt Abyss
8. Eucalyptus Kindney Scalp Progress Chart
9. Wicker Scorpion Chateau
10. Nebula Pudding
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| 2007 ninjas |
[01 Jan 2007|09:11pm] |
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 omega red |
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grand buffet - you're on fire |
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I'd like to thank G4 for the Ninja Warrior marathon.
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| empty times |
[22 Dec 2006|03:52pm] |
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salubrious |
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john zorn - sex magick |
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I just removed everything from a room just so I could throw high bouncers around in it.
And so it could be painted.
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| conversation blog |
[17 Dec 2006|06:15pm] |
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lord quas - axe puzzles |
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well yea... i'm not proud of this, but lets do it.
butterlogs
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| some of my cells just fell out. |
[11 Dec 2006|04:01pm] |
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spank rock - far left |
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breakfast portal: the easter bunny is way cooler than you.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
breakfast portal: santa?
SantaClaus: You've got him.
breakfast portal: what if i told you i was exercising the nether platoon right now?
SantaClaus: Go shopping?
breakfast portal: well kind of...
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
breakfast portal: but it's more like absorbing the brontosaurus.
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
breakfast portal: can i purchase zebra meat on ebay?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
breakfast portal: because you have tubby arms.
SantaClaus: Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!
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| donuts and weapons |
[29 Nov 2006|03:14am] |
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boris - ibitsu |
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I really thought that $5 was enough to buy anything you wanted at dunkin donuts... but apparently two bagels and a coffee is more than that... I didn't bring that much, so I had to use a credit card. They have this new cinnamon horse skeleton flavored coffee, but I wasn't feeling bold enough to try it yet.
In other news, I cleaned my closet for the first time ever today and I found a machete... I'm not even kidding.
( What I found )
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| pudding tornado |
[26 Nov 2006|03:59am] |
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melvins - civilized worm |
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How could this have happend?
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